tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16470528.post114600466869918488..comments2023-05-02T08:10:29.453-05:00Comments on The Heart Approaches What It Yearns: I'll bet you didn't know...the Yearning Hearthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07556108478723898035noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16470528.post-1146575556333327952006-05-02T08:12:00.000-05:002006-05-02T08:12:00.000-05:00It takes forty minutes to hard-boil the penis? Wha...It takes forty minutes to hard-boil the penis? What are you going to do with a hard boiled penis?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13441809988487585009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16470528.post-1146567650690569482006-05-02T06:00:00.000-05:002006-05-02T06:00:00.000-05:00Hey! I resemble that!Hey! I resemble that!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13441809988487585009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16470528.post-1146511918080849202006-05-01T14:31:00.000-05:002006-05-01T14:31:00.000-05:00A little fixated?Time to hang your head off the co...A little fixated?<BR/><BR/>Time to hang your head off the couch again....Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13441809988487585009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16470528.post-1146181266278476042006-04-27T18:41:00.000-05:002006-04-27T18:41:00.000-05:00LOL so I hear you've got a couple extra swans on y...LOL so I hear you've got a couple extra swans on your hands? =)<BR/><BR/>I'm sure that t-shirt can be arranged. I am, after all, the first Tsar of Russia. I have connections.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13441809988487585009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16470528.post-1146145079863077742006-04-27T08:37:00.000-05:002006-04-27T08:37:00.000-05:001. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty...1. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of the Yearning Heart.<BR/>2. Olympic badminton rules say that the Yearning Heart must have exactly fourteen feathers.<BR/>3. The risk of being struck by the Yearning Heart is one occurence every 9,300 years.<BR/>4. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after the Yearning Heart!<BR/>5. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with the Yearning Heart.<BR/>6. All swans in England belong to the Yearning Heart.<BR/>7. People used to believe that dressing their male children as the Yearning Heart would protect them from evil spirits.<BR/>8. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find the Yearning Heart.<BR/>9. Cats use their the Yearning Heart to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.<BR/>10. Early thermometers were filled with the Yearning Heart instead of mercury.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16470528.post-1146066670162594602006-04-26T10:51:00.000-05:002006-04-26T10:51:00.000-05:00simplicity: Bite the wax tadpole! I want that on a...simplicity: Bite the wax tadpole! I want that on a t-shirt.the Yearning Hearthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07556108478723898035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16470528.post-1146060594388840982006-04-26T09:09:00.000-05:002006-04-26T09:09:00.000-05:00LOL...I typed in "simplicity" and got the followin...LOL...I typed in "simplicity" and got the following...<BR/><BR/> 1. If the annual Australian simplicity crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.<BR/> 2. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with simplicity in your mouth!<BR/> 3. Simplicity will always turn right when leaving a cave.<BR/> 4. Simplicity was the first Tsar of Russia.<BR/> 5. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with simplicity!<BR/> 6. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of simplicity.<BR/> 7. Simplicity is physically incapable of sticking its tongue out!<BR/> 8. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat simplicity, though it may feel uncomfortable!<BR/> 9. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal simplicity.<BR/> 10. In Chinese, the sound 'simplicity' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!<BR/><BR/><BR/>I love that 68% of all UFO sightings are by the penis =DAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13441809988487585009noreply@blogger.com