I’m not. OK… I had a crush on Maggie. But she was the first one, and while I wouldn’t have kicked her or Cate Blanchett out of bed, I’m all about the cock.
 I’m not. OK… I liking asking people impertinent questions. But I do not own a single pair of suspenders.
 Are you taking notes, guys? That is the correct answer!
 Yearn, yearn, yearn.
 My heart yearns, even as my brain screams “Now hold on just a New York minute here!”