I truly have not had a moment to finish a single post in three weeks. Here are the posts I've begun since then, unproofed and unedited, not even spell-checked, for those three or four of you who might still be reading.
Bigglest Boy: Pepper? [E] (bossy 8 yo girl in school) says you and Daddy are ‘getting it on’. What does that mean?
Yearning Heart: Uh... Um...
Bigglest Boy: Does she mean you’re doing sex?
Yearning Heart: I think she does.
Bigglest Boy: [E]’s such a chancre, sometimes.
Yearning Heart: Well, we all have a lot of growing up to do.