Saturday, October 08, 2005

My Inbox

I got the internet version of “drunk dialed” in the form of a lovely e-mail the other day from my ex-boyfriend:
----- Original Message -----
From: [SH] <emailm@sk.ed>
To: [the Yearning Heart]
Sent: Wednesday, October 05, 2005 8:21 AM
Subject: hey
Hey, [Yearning Heart]
How’s that new boyfriend of yours enjoying your used pussy?
— [SH]

Oh, nice to hear from you, [SH]!
He likes it fine, once he gets past the used part.
— The Yearning Heart
Geez, what a douche. He walked straight into that one; I had to laugh out loud.


The Venting Housewife said...

What a shithead is putting it mildly. I had a asshole ex who tried to make it horrible when we started dating. Till my husband threatend to kick his sorry ass ;) lol.

The Anti-Wife said...

Men can be the most glorious creatures...or the biggest pigs.

the Yearning Heart said...

VH: SH are his actual initials! I must be dense because I never thought of it as 'shithead'. You made my day.

AW: You got that right, girl. And that choice is theirs to make. I cut a lot of slack with guys. I got me a good one now; if only I could help him past that grief that he's got inside...

introspectre said...

What a jackass! I probably would have told him something like, "Well, it's been difficult for him, because he's big and I've never been stretched properly...."
You know, something lovely and touching like that.

Elb said...

Any man who does shit like this is only jealous and not mature enough to deal with his emotions. He really doesnt even deserve any response whatsoever.

the Yearning Heart said...

introspectre - that's probably better than what I said.
elb - I know but I couldn't resist the dig.

Anonymous said...

"Hey girl! it's me, Cat from high school back in Kansas; I always knew you were a writer."

Anonymous said...

It was so nice to talk to you today and catch up. It really brings those old HS days back! Cat

the Yearning Heart said...

Cat: Anytime! Are you still planning on visiting Monsieur and me later this month?

Anonymous said...

I would like to-I'm just a bit nervous. It's been so long-hope you don't think I have changed too much! I've let my hair grow really long and I wear my glasses all the time now. I look very "teacherish" :)

the Yearning Heart said...

oh that's ok. I'm not the hella crazy chica anymore - and besides, I'm a teacher now.

I think you should come see us. Won't cost ya a thing but a couple hours out of your way and Monsieur has gots him some mad cooking skills.