Belle-Mère: Now, come on, you’re embarrassing me. I didn’t raise you this way.
Monsieur: Mother, please!
Belle-Mère: Do you think your father would have let me or any other needing woman un-serviced? Unthinkable! You need to go console her.
Monsieur: [makes uncomfortable noises]
Belle-Mère: Right now! And call me back when you’re done.
Money Quote: “Penile-vaginal intercourse is the only sexual behaviour consistently associated with better psychological and physiological health.”
“Recent studies suggest that men who have orgasms twice a week are half as likely to die early as men who orgasm less than once a month.”