Tuesday, April 25, 2006

I'll bet you didn't know...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about The Penis!

  1. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil the penis.
  2. The penis has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
  3. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by the penis.
  4. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing the penis.
  5. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by the penis.
  6. The penis can’t sweat.
  7. The penis never said ‘Play it again, Sam’.
  8. It’s bad luck for a flag to touch the penis.
  9. To check whether the penis is safe to eat, drop it in a bowl of water; rotten the penis will sink, and fresh the penis will float.
  10. The most dangerous form of the penis is the bicycle.
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Romancing Simplicity said...

LOL...I typed in "simplicity" and got the following...

1. If the annual Australian simplicity crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
2. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with simplicity in your mouth!
3. Simplicity will always turn right when leaving a cave.
4. Simplicity was the first Tsar of Russia.
5. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with simplicity!
6. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of simplicity.
7. Simplicity is physically incapable of sticking its tongue out!
8. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat simplicity, though it may feel uncomfortable!
9. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal simplicity.
10. In Chinese, the sound 'simplicity' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!

I love that 68% of all UFO sightings are by the penis =D

the Yearning Heart said...

simplicity: Bite the wax tadpole! I want that on a t-shirt.

deacon_bluez said...

1. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of the Yearning Heart.
2. Olympic badminton rules say that the Yearning Heart must have exactly fourteen feathers.
3. The risk of being struck by the Yearning Heart is one occurence every 9,300 years.
4. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after the Yearning Heart!
5. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with the Yearning Heart.
6. All swans in England belong to the Yearning Heart.
7. People used to believe that dressing their male children as the Yearning Heart would protect them from evil spirits.
8. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find the Yearning Heart.
9. Cats use their the Yearning Heart to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
10. Early thermometers were filled with the Yearning Heart instead of mercury.

Romancing Simplicity said...

LOL so I hear you've got a couple extra swans on your hands? =)

I'm sure that t-shirt can be arranged. I am, after all, the first Tsar of Russia. I have connections.

Passionate Man said...

A little fixated?

Time to hang your head off the couch again....

Ranger Tom said...

Hey! I resemble that!

Mone said...

It takes forty minutes to hard-boil the penis? What are you going to do with a hard boiled penis?