Monday, January 02, 2006

Working Tuesday

J-with-2-N’s is going to watch the kids at her place while I go in and work on Tuesday, and then I plan to turn in my 2 weeks’ notice.
My hope is that either:
  1. they will be so upset at the thought of losing me that they will give me a Special Dispensation on the “one weekday shift” rule, or
  2. the General Manager will suggest that I keep my job by performing sexual services on his ugly fat body, while I record the request using my cell phone’s memo recording feature, and then sue his greasy pink ass for sexual harassment.
Either way, everyone’s a winner.

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