Schizo Guy: Yo, you from here? Fuck no, you ain’t. Foreigners, ‘n’ shit. Where you from? Colombia?Girl: Laredo. What the fuck? [walks faster]Schizo: Rodéo? Where’s that, Vancouver? Bad-dad? Who’s yo’ Vice President? Yo, girl, where you from?Me: Kansas.Schizo: No shit? Straight up, my momma from Kansas.Me: Is that right?Schizo: I don’t shit a homegirl. All dese is foreigners, where dey comin’ from?Me: [walking] I’m not sure.Schizo: Not me neither – I tell you dis, dey Vice President ain’t shit. We gots a Vice President, you fuck up, he shoot you in da face. Know’m sayin’? Right in da motha-fuckin’ face. Like havin’ a Corleone in tha house, yo.Me: Word.Schizo: Right. In. Tha. Motha. Fuckin. [makes a pistol with his hand] Face.Me: Well, we better watch out.Schizo: True dat. We better not cry, we better not pout, and I’m sayin’ why – fuckin’ Vice President is comin’ to town, and mothafucka shoot you right in tha face.
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