Strident Boy:[climbing up the slide] That’s because your parents are illegal aliens.
Bigglest Boy:[swinging upside down from the top of the playscape] My dad was born in California, so he’s not an alien. And my mom came here when she was 3, and she was a citizen.
Strident Boy:[climbing to the playscape roof] Well, still, I bet they are. My grandpa says you can’t name one single illegal alien who’s done anything good for the country.
[Pause while Bigglest Boy considers this]
Middlest Boy:[from under the playscape] Clark Kent is an alien. He came to the US illegally, and he’s now Superman.
Friday, June 30, 2006
Heard on the playscape:
Strident Boy knows better than to try and fight Superman.