Finding the right man or the right bra

is pretty much the same, almost-hopeless, exercise:

• You look for one that supports but doesn't cut into you.
• It should look good by itself when nothing is over it, and it should look good in clothes.
• It shouldn't reveal too much and it should stay on you right.
• Try not to let your mom pick one out for you.
• Some last longer than others.
• And when it's completely worn out and there are big gaping holes near the cups, it's time to let it go; don't let your kids play with your old ones, no matter how much fun they think it is or how cute they look playing with one.