Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Finding the right man or the right bra

is pretty much the same, almost-hopeless, exercise:
  • You look for one that supports but doesn't cut into you.
  • It should look good by itself when nothing is over it, and it should look good in clothes.
  • It shouldn't reveal too much and it should stay on you right.
  • Try not to let your mom pick one out for you.
  • Some last longer than others.
  • And when it's completely worn out and there are big gaping holes near the cups, it's time to let it go; don't let your kids play with your old ones, no matter how much fun they think it is or how cute they look playing with one.

3 comments:

jackt said...

Both think their job is to support your breasts.

the Yearning Heart said...

jack! giggles and as usual the inanimate object is the one that's right.

allison said...

I have yet to find either.